harryspankme:

this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”


arandellet:

Because I - with the entire HP fandom - am also having Teddy x Victoire feels.


brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”


u-n-b-r-ok-en:

This right now.


stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.


holymusicalbatman:

fall aka wearing the same pair of jeans everyday and seeing if anyone notices


basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

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why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

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“Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.”

The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)


meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

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novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.